Dutch Lightning

The carefully planned act of deceptive arson of one's own personal property to bring about an insurance claim.

Joe: 'Dan, Johann's old dilapidated house burned down last night. He always wanted to build a new house.'

Dan: 'It must have been struck by Dutch Lightning then.'

by niner1 January 16, 2010

4K Ultra HD 60fps Nvidia GeForce RTX 3090 TI Ryzen 9 5900hx 4K Monitor 32 GB RAM 2 TB SSD 3 Lightning Fans 8K TV 1250w Power Supply ASUS ROG Maximus Z690 Extreme - Intel Z690 DDRS EATX Motherboard

the moment ehen you were literally caught in fucking 4K Ultra HD 60fps Nvidia GeForce RTX 3090 TI Ryzen 9 5900hx 4K Monitor 32 GB RAM 2 TB SSD 3 Lightning Fans 8K TV 1250w Power Supply ASUS ROG Maximus Z690 Extreme - Intel Z690 DDRS EATX Motherboard

caught your ass lackin in 4K Ultra HD 60fps Nvidia GeForce RTX 3090 TI Ryzen 9 5900hx 4K Monitor 32 GB RAM 2 TB SSD 3 Lightning Fans 8K TV 1250w Power Supply ASUS ROG Maximus Z690 Extreme - Intel Z690 DDRS EATX Motherboard

by nylonthingy February 26, 2023

Ride the Lightning

Awesome album by Metallica. Features great songs like Creeping Death, For Whom the Bell Tolls, the title track, and more. Awesome stuff from Metallica with more goodness to follow...also the name of some stupid indie rock's album that no one cares about that they used to get attention just because they're a bunch of thieving whores.

Ride the Lightning is a terrific album.

by Bashe December 31, 2005

Lightning Crotch

When your Vaginal area hurts so bad it feels like someone used it for batting practice.

Most common in pregnant women due to the baby's position (i.e. against nerves or pressing against the vagina).

"Ugh, Becky, I have Lightning Crotch so bad!"
"Well, that's what happens in your third trimester."

by FallenStarr September 21, 2011

lightening rod

A cocaine laced joint

Come smoke this lightening rod with us and get F'ed up

by hannah1985 March 16, 2009

Tampa Bay Lightning

Tying a league high for the most wins ever in a single season than getting swept in the first round of the playoffs

The Tampa Bay Lightning just got 4-0ed by the fucking colored blowjobs. The best team in the leagues, just got decimated.

by Action satisfaction April 16, 2019

lightning

A strike of electricity that comes from the ground up to a cummolimbus cloud.

Fred saw lightning and said "whoaaooaoaoaoaoa I win!"

by JOHNSON October 30, 2003