lemon

an object of dubious value; a piece of crap.

My computer is so slow, I really think it's a lemon.

by Susy Zimzel December 7, 2002

lemon

a spicy orange

oh no my lemon is burning my eyes jesus christ someone help my mind is screaming and it won't stop

by rich gang lachute November 9, 2017

lemon

a lesbian, female who is sexually attracted to other females. The word lemon is used when discussing such people in front of young children.

(talking to her friend in front of the kid) Janet, i have felt this way for a while...i'm a ...you know, a lemon.'

by cutestop May 12, 2008

lemons

What Martha Stewart missed most while in jail, her family was a distance second.

Reporter: Martha what did you miss most when you were in prison?
Martha: Lemons...
Reporter: Anything else.
Martha: No just lemons
(5 second pause)
Martha: And my family
That is all true, search the web if you don't belive me

by Citizen of Kane April 23, 2005

lemon

A lemon is another word for a lesbian.

1. Amy your such a lemon!
2. Poppy and abbie are such lemons

by rachel mundey June 2, 2010

lemon

A term that discribes any type of new vehicles that needs constant repairs.

Man! I just bought this brand new car & it turns out to be a lemon!!!

by BruinKiller3469 March 23, 2009

Lemons

the stragglers within a congregation of which no one likes yet are still unbeknowing of the hatred directed towards them

e.g. "Brittany and Kylie are such lemons why the fuck do they sit with us? Do they know that none of us like them?"

by darbluva101 August 10, 2015