aka ghettonia ... a small 'hood located off of muncaster mill road in gaithersburg , maryland where the crime rate is approximately 13 times as the neighborhood next to it which is ten times the rate of the neighborhood across the road
by mizzcriz February 19, 2005
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Layton is a guy who can make any one laugh with his sence of humor. Layton tends to be a bitch nugget...like a really big bitch nugget. His/her name means little penis in I forgot what language. Laytons tend to have a really cute laugh.
by Brittnəy May 30, 2018
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by Kingdrippy April 8, 2017
Get the Lamont mug.layton (noun): commonly known as another word for penis.
the word layton, meaning penis, was thought of and created in the 18th century in Scotland.
Many women back in the 18th century believed that it was appropriate to call a mans penis layton, only if it was small or tiny.
If a woman in the 18th century saw a little penis, she would laugh and mock the penis calling it a layton.
the word layton, meaning penis, was thought of and created in the 18th century in Scotland.
Many women back in the 18th century believed that it was appropriate to call a mans penis layton, only if it was small or tiny.
If a woman in the 18th century saw a little penis, she would laugh and mock the penis calling it a layton.
Remember, when you zip up your pants, don't let your little old layton get caught in the zipper.
Oh my goodness! i just saw my dads layton in the shower!
Now that i am a teenager, my layton has grown a few inches.
Oh my goodness! i just saw my dads layton in the shower!
Now that i am a teenager, my layton has grown a few inches.
by Jim Tins December 1, 2010
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Somewhere out there is the perfect girl and maybe someday she will know how beautiful she is and she will be my layton.
by laytonlovertoo March 7, 2010
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2. The illness that is blamed when a party is not very exciting
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1. TJ was not his lively self tonight. He must have been suffering from lamonia
2. I’ve never been to a party where so many people had lamonia
2. I’ve never been to a party where so many people had lamonia
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