yaba-lob-a-ding-dong

noun: to describe an event where a drug user, high on methamphetimine (aka "yaba") is in a paranoid/psychotic state, rips off either his own or somebody else's genitals and throws them.

"That man is high, shifty, and toothless; watch your junk or he just might yaba-lob-a-ding-dong. And it may be yours."

by soendsvalentine February 2, 2009

lobs ew

a funny way of pronouncing "loves you"

Terrence "Lobs ew"
Carol: "Love you too!"

by PStarMagicTrix November 23, 2010

lob meat

To ask for meat pics

I knew his dick was big that’s why I asked him to lob meat pics

by Meatsondeck November 18, 2019

Lobs

The new word people call each other. Short for lobster 🦞.

Synonym- dawg, hoss, frank, boy

Oo lobs wais d word?
Hi lobs how are you today?
Lobs , what time yuh coming by meh?
Lobs you look very handsome

by gabbibarbie June 19, 2019

lob

(loaf of bread) - when that one person is looking better than just some snack

“Did you Jessica today? Man, she’s lookin like a whole LOB!” “What’s a LOB?” “Dude, she looks like a whole loaf of bread! She ain’t just some snack!”

by chylob May 14, 2018

Lob

To send someone back to the lobby of a game.

Yo bro Lob that kid. Send his ass back to the lobby.

by xamtac May 22, 2018

Lob

an insult created by TommyInnit

Person 1: i hate you
Person 2: you lob!

by niagara_falls_14 February 18, 2020