Liberty, texas

The worst place on Earth. Has about a million trailer parks. People here start getting pregnant at about the age of 13. The girls here LOVE to post about their drama on facebook. (which most of them can't even spell.) A big part of the middle and high schoolers try to act all ghetto. Everyone here wants to get out of this hellhole as soon as they can. There is absolutely nothing to do. The rednecks think of WalMart as the mall. They think the best mexican food is Mas Amigos. The people are rude as crap and trashy although they try to deny they're not. The accents some people have here are terrible. But there are also some nice, classy people. The people LOVE to swim in the nasty Trinity River (which is completely brown) which is stupid because of the undertoe in the water. There's only about 8,000 people. The nearby towns are Dayton, which is... meh, basically like liberty. Theres Hardin, which is even more.. uhm.. redneck-ish than Liberty. THERE'S ONLY 800 PEOPLE WHO LIVE THERE. Basically, if you have an opportunity to get out of liberty, SAY YES!

girl talking about her problems on facebook: lyk omg im soo shad he bwoke ^ wit meh :( (like omg im so sad he broke up with me)
wannabe ghetto girl: ghurrll he luuuky he dint git slaptt acros da faays 4 brakeing up wit me! giiiirl i will huuurt him! (girl he's lucky he didn't get slapped across the face for breaking up with me! girl i will cut him!)
trashy 14 year old girl: omg why do people think im trashy just cuz i'm pregnant and live in a trailer? by the way me and my brother are gettin' married in the walmarts parkin' lot next saturday! (satur-dee)

redneck: Hey babe after we finish watchin' nascar let's go swim in the trinity river! we don't even have to watch the kids! this is a great idea!!
^most of the people in liberty, texas

by Hi Im Pauly D May 19, 2011

Liberty Lover

Identifying with the sexual fetish of liberty and all things pertaining to it.

"With the help of liberty lovers everywhere, I would like to put forth my candidacy for president..." ~Rand Paul "

Dude i'm so partiotic I'm a liberty lover

by jonbgood April 7, 2015

Liberty Beard

Liberty Beard (Adj.): When a member of the military doesn't shave on days off, or extended periods of leave or absence.

Guy 1: Hey, are you growing your Liberty beard out this weekend?
Guy 2: Bro I grow my liberty beard out every weekend.

by Liberty75 July 21, 2015

liberty sandwich

The U.S. name for Hamburgers during the first world war.

Y'all wanna go grab a liberty sandwich over at Dixies' BBQ?

by Meet The Man April 29, 2015

Liberty Pilgrim

Someone so obtuse they have been kicked off any message board with a moderator. Often takes the form "ButtFlavoredPopDork", "walkerman", "IfishIam" and "ArcoWimper" to escape detection on new boards.

Example: Liberty Pilgrim is off his meds and ruining another good message board. Give it five minutes and ButtFlavoredPopDork will show up and compliment Liberty Pilgrim on a great post.

by one_of_a_1000_aliases April 22, 2003

Liberty Pilgrim

protoplasm without purpose.

Liberty Pilgrim is as useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle.

by a friend of a friend of a friend September 25, 2003

Liberty prime

Our Lord and savior who will save the world from all communists and kill them all

*sees red chinese communist.*
Liberty prime: embrace democracy or you will be eradicated. *throws nuke*

by Lazylittlebastard April 13, 2019