Lemons

Lemons are the pure amazingness of this world. They deserve god-like treatment, and a throne right up beside potatoes and cookies.

Person 1: Hey can I have some lemons?
Person 2: NO THEY'RE MINE GO AWAY STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY LEMONZZZ!!!!

by ima dumbass bitch September 14, 2020

Lemon

Definition 2: A person that never answers your texts

Lexy: Omg he's lemoning me again
Roxanna: He's such a lemon he needs to become a sweet fruit.

by Djyjjfhjdgnhdcbv October 1, 2018

Lemon

A lesbian

‘She’s a lemon’

by Hahahlll February 26, 2019

Lemon

Taste like vagina, taste like piss and it is yellow

"You like lemon"?
"Yes"

by Milkisstronk January 16, 2022

Lemons

They are what we live for as gorillas , I live for the art of lemons squeezing so should u. Long live Harambe

Lemons are lit
Yep , lemons are life

by Stay in yo lane October 2, 2018

Lemon

Lemon:
A sour tasting egg laid by a citrus duck

The citrus duck waddled away from the freshly laid lemon.

by LemonCitrusDuckHooman December 10, 2017

Lemon

Someone who is useless, unwanted, ineffective.

"Hey dude your team's full of lemons"

by A Turtle Ganster November 10, 2018