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by Fax lol October 29, 2019

The Landy Technique

When you take a girl home, as soon as you get her into the bedroom you remove all your clothes instantly. One of two things happens;

1. The girl goes home in a huff.

2. Crazy action takes place.

It's worth a roll. Usually 7/10 success rate.

Girl: How come you are Naked?
Landy; Is there a probelm with this?
Girl: I don't think so, should I take my clothes off to?
Landy: That's ok let me help you baby.
Girl: Did you just employ "The Landy technique" on me?
Landy: Of course not.

by Yoshimitsu is god January 20, 2010

Landon

An annoying clown

Landon is a candy cane stealer

by Sophia🇦🇺🚅 December 9, 2019

Landin

A name girls give to the top target in a group of guys. The cool, calm, sexy, romantic hunk of the crowd. The guy at the party that us girls will always have on our radar, and will do anything it takes to sink our teeth into.

Alright girls, there's has to be at least one Landin in the crown tonight. May the best girl win!

This dance sucks. There isn't a Landin anywhere in sight! Lets try Jessica's party down the street.

by AshleyJesMariaCarie January 7, 2009

landen shaw

landen shaw is just a sexy beast you will never believe what a snack he is, he must have the worlds biggest pp

have you seen landen shaws pp, its crazy how huge it is

by lannybigman February 14, 2019

landing sprigs

The landing gear of a drone or quadcopter. They are often U-shaped, but can often be peg-shaped legs as well.
Chiefly used in the UK, but is seeing more use in the US as of late.

For this flight, I reattached the bucking fusted landing sprigs and gave it a go.

by Telephony May 22, 2019

Landon houle

Is a stupid ass bitch and likes to cheat and sucks a lot of dick

He’s gay landon Houle is gay

by WtfNoBixch March 31, 2019