kwanzukkahmas

The ultimate combination of Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa. You may ask how one would celebrate such a holiday, and the answer is this: with lots and LOTS of caek. Oh and presents. I LOVE presents. Well there is no defined way to celebrate it. Just have fun. Happy holidays!

Person 1: Merry Christmas!
Person 2: STFU foo' it's KWANZUKKAHMAS!
Person 1: WTF is that?
Person 2: No idea.

by imbored24470 December 23, 2008

Kwanza snow

The semen ejaculated by a believer in Kwanza, such as in the video "Fanta Claus."

Fanta Claus: Do you like Kwanza snow? (young Mrs. Claus)
Mrs. Claus: Why, yes but...
Fanta Claus: Well then have some! (as he ejaculates on her face)

by TheLongRubberGlove July 22, 2009

Swayze Kwon Do

1. Any martial art maneuver clearly derived from gymnastic or dance techniques, often employed by actors with little martial arts training.

2. Choreographed fighting that looks too pretty to be realistic

Though Dalton was vastly outnumbered, he remembered his Swayze Kwon Do and laid them out with a triple salchow.

by wordsmif September 16, 2009

the john kwon

likes girls with very big nipples

by Anonymous March 23, 2003

J-Kwon

whack-ass rapper from the dirrrrty south, famous for his song 'tipsy', can't pronouce words properly, aka 'chingy's retarded younger sibling'

J-Kwon: you dunt curr ima p.i.m.p!
translation 'you don't care that i'm a pimp'

by me old fruity July 31, 2006

Tae kwon do

tak kwon do:: the quickest way to get your sorry wossie ass beaten to a fine pulp by a small 7 year old child

tkdstudent:: im gunna go all all Tae kwon do on your ass

7yearoldchild:: holy crap you seid a bad word your ass is mine
dickweed!? *beats kid in to a fine pulp*

by bob b bobby September 2, 2006

KWON

Kid with one nut

Oh that's Kwon. Yeah he lost his right ball in a knife fight at Trader Joe's.

by Jlo744 October 13, 2017