A kroose is the female genitalia of a female dog. Kroose can also be used as an adjective for a douche bag that nobody has any respect for. These are usually the kids that are forced to eat shit or gargle semen.
Guy 1: Hey do you want to hang out with adam shultz?
Guy 2: Fuck nah, that kid is such a krusty kroose.
Guy 2: Fuck nah, that kid is such a krusty kroose.
by goony rooney July 19, 2010
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by Sally Shepherd O'Malley May 16, 2011
Get the Kootie-Kat mug."So I took her back to my house...right before I was going to bang her, I saw it...the ugliest kootie tang possible. I mean this thing was part wilderbeast."
by Former Sukkot May 11, 2006
Get the kootie tang mug.Something all girls have. Scares little boys away while young. Attracts them once they get a little older.
Example 1: (Little Boy) Run, she has Kooties!
Example 2: Dude 1 "Hey bruh let's hit up that party an go kootie huntin." Dude 2 "Yee let's go catch some kooties!"
Example 2: Dude 1 "Hey bruh let's hit up that party an go kootie huntin." Dude 2 "Yee let's go catch some kooties!"
by The Luvver April 27, 2012
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1) being excessively, overly, or even uber German.
2) being of, like, or similiar to any bitchy math teacher from Germany that you have ever had.
1) being excessively, overly, or even uber German.
2) being of, like, or similiar to any bitchy math teacher from Germany that you have ever had.
by SkaJohn November 10, 2005
Get the kroutragious mug.the illicet sensual feeling derived from the act of playing video games while inhaling tetrahydrocannibinal-9, or the feeling of an orgasm while on lsd
Me:Dude lets play some contra and smoke headie nuggets
you:that sounds like some ill krontonix
or
me:that vile made my pants squishy
hot chik: ummmmm thanks for sharing
me:reallll squishy
hot chik: so are we going to have great krontonix or what?
me: squiiishy
you:that sounds like some ill krontonix
or
me:that vile made my pants squishy
hot chik: ummmmm thanks for sharing
me:reallll squishy
hot chik: so are we going to have great krontonix or what?
me: squiiishy
by captain giggles November 5, 2006
Get the krontonix mug.The term for being high on pot and tripping on coricidin cough and cold have having severe cotton mouth and trying to express saying it but you are too messed up and it comes out laugh out loud funny.
by Cough and COld March 28, 2007
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