Knobbed

When you go to someone's house and rub your ass in their door knob but they turn the knob while your ass is still on the other side if the door and it got pushed into your anus

"Why did you have to get a Tetinus shot?"
-"dude I go knobbed"

by Nigga Kate March 22, 2014

Kobbles

When you drank enough Kava that you get the “wobbles.”

Hey man, I’m a little dizzy I have the kobbles.

by RidetheVibes October 20, 2022

Nut Knobber

Guy who loves the big black man cock and loves to shrimp his dog.

Nut Knobber loves salty nuts!

by Pete K September 26, 2005

cob knobber

someone who is a lame idiot face

jon: lolz he such a cob knobber

Dan: roflmao gawd

by Daniel Stiffwood July 2, 2008

Prarie Pork Knobler

A woman who lives out on the prairie and engages in fellatio with anything that has a third leg out in the sticks.

Yea ole Lori Ann is sure a" Prarie Pork Knobler" ,she porked ma chubby so hard I can barely see !

head monster the chub master head mechanic

by Dr. Guardisil July 20, 2009

knobler

A Knob And A Kiddy Fiddler

guy 1: dude Jarick Is Suck A Knobler.
guy 2: Yea Man I Heard

by Shmouh December 9, 2012

knobberlong

A person who is/or acts like a massive knobend

Dave - Who's that lad me ex-missus is seeing now?

Jason - Dunna worry Dave. His names Pete, but he's a massive knobberlong!

by DomPW January 18, 2014