keyter

(n.) a being who feels like those around him/her need to hear that he/she is typing something fast; a person who has no mercy for the keys on their laptop and feels like they need to be beat; one who like to take their anger out on the keyboard.

We could hear Mr. Screeperson typing an angry letter in his office. He's such a keyter.

by zoot09 February 15, 2009

Keister's Gambit

"Keister's Gambit" is a fairly common technique used by many experienced board and card game players that consists of stuffing one's arse with one or more desirable game pieces prior to the beginning of the game, then discretely extracting them as needed during the game to replace less desirable game pieces, which are quickly shoved back in. A skillful player can usually remain undetected, except for the occasional brown smudges that sometimes appear on the extracted pieces. Some practitioners of Keister's Gambit recommend an ice cold enema and a sound spanking before "loading up".

The only reason I lost the poker game was because my opponent repeatedly played Keister's Gambit, ruining my entire deck in the process.

by Benevolent Deity February 21, 2018

keyser soze

Keyser Soze is real.
He is a real character. He is not a "filmstar".
There is a Keyser Soze out there everywhere. Who knows who it could be. Me? No.
Think about your job.. why are you doing that job.. would it benefit anyone but your company? You bet you, Keyser Soze. You could be working for him and not even know it. He calls the shots.

Keyser Soze is an effective method of scaring children. Go to sleep or Keyser Soze will get you.

by James Brown August 4, 2004

Keester

a christian that only goes to church on Christmas and Easter

We have to get to church early on Christmas to get seats or all the Keesters will get them.

by not a keester January 13, 2008

Keister Bunny

Urban legend: An imaginary entity/being not unlike Santa Claus or The Tooth Fairy who visits faggots when they're sleeping, takes their ass cherry and then leaves them a shiny new quarter.

A. "Look at THAT fucking fruitloop."
B. "What...he's GAY?"
A. "If that guy didn't get a visit from the Keister Bunny, then I don't know who did..."

by WillHigh April 17, 2008

keester it

to forcibly insert into rectum in order to conceal.

John hurry up and keester it, before customs get here!

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

keister stabber

A homo. One who partakes in anal sex with man ass.

Bob is a keister stabber.

by dizzleshizzlenizzle December 20, 2007