Keyjones

/keeˈhoʊneɪz// Mutation of the words 'cojones' and keyboard, keyjones denotes courage only over the internet and their true identity safely behind a computer screen.. Someone with keyjones may not be as intimidating in real life as they would have you believe over IM, email, WoW etc. etc. Similar to keyboard warrior

Keyjone231: I'm coming to kill you

Standardbean0: You live on the opposite side of the world to me, you know as well as I do that it won't happen, you've got some real keyjones right there.

by DunxTheCan October 15, 2009

Keyboard Man

While playing Ghost Writer Webcam, the person typing is referred to as the Keyboard Man

Vince: So my friends and I decided to go on Chatroulette. I was keyboard man.

Hot Chick: You guys did a Ghost Writer Webcam?! I wish I could have been there!

by theandimancan August 4, 2010

keyboard courage

The act of being tougher than your normal self when posting/responding to anything on the interwebs.

Being a proper and utter douchebag online. False bravado on steroids.

That troll has some keyboard courage to talk that much crap.

by Manderstanding April 16, 2013

Keyboard Catting

Keyboard catting is a phrase used by gamers when a user is using a keyboard and mouse instead of a controller to play games. The keyboard catting phrase is mainly used by PC, Gaming PC, Gaming Laptop, Laptop users when playing a world-famous game Grand Theft Auto Five (Actual Name: Grand Theft Auto V, Gaming Name: GTAV or GTA Five). The keyboard catting phrase is usually assigned to the newest users to Grand Theft Auto V or FiveM as they do not normally use a controller during their early days of their gaming experience.

He is keyboard catting, he must be new.

by Zach Gaming (YouTuber) August 10, 2019

Keybow

keybow is the act of shoving a house key and a hair bow (your choice of color) into a womans vagina, then preceding to try to dig the key and bow out.

"would you like to play some keybow?"
"sure lets do it"

by DeadlyBowEG April 6, 2021

gay keyboard mashing

when someone finds something funny and replies with random keyboard mashing rather than saying lmao or lol to show they're amused
mostly gays, preteens, or tumblr users use this tactic (or sometimes all three)

Gail: yo i fell down the stairs again
Sara: gGgHDGGDHShhhhdgdskskKDH
Gail: what the fuck was that
Sara: gay keyboard mashing
Gail: oh

by Get yeeted on October 15, 2018

George Kekos

That one kid from Elmhurst that somehow everyone knows. George is known for being the goodest boy. George warms everyone's heart with how good he is.

"Do you know george kekos?"
"Yeah I love that boy!"

by Joetheweasel November 10, 2021