kelter

*to take a dump in your pants, on something, or somewhere.

*a synonym for shit in the new milford, ct area

"the yankees really keltered the red sox this weekend"

by mankow October 30, 2009

kesseret

Female lover of cats, and computer expert extraordinare

by Emily November 4, 2003

Keester Sutherland

The act of kicking someone in the groin area, spitting on them and then taking a big hearty dump on their chest.

Brandy wanted to spice things up a bit in the bedroom. So she grabbed Richard and gave him a Keester Sutherland on the floor.

by Toaster66 April 28, 2006

keester it

1. To stick something up your to hide it. (Especially in a hurry)

2. When you have to much of something, its a suggestion to get rid of it

1. Prisoner #1-Hide that shit fast!

Prisoner #2-Nigga how?

Prisoner #1-Just keester it!

Prisoner #2-...Fuck

2. Person #1-Damn, we got to much _______ (fill in the blank with anything you want)

Person #2- Just keester it bitch

by keestermaster February 9, 2010

Alex kister

Such a cool and beautiful person!!!!! He is super nice and amazing!!!! And likes a lot princess Diana and other stuff

"hold up lemme search Kister"
"NAUURRRRRRRR HOLD UP......"
"DONE, NOW THERE'S ALEX KISTER IN A GOOD WAY"

by Edgarnuggetfan March 21, 2022

keister

(also keester, keyster, kiester, or kister)

1. the buttocks

2. a suitcase that opens up into a display of goods

3. a rear pants pocket

4. a safe

He got shot in the keister.

by Light Joker August 12, 2005

Kesler

Coming from the root word "kesl" meaning copper, and the suffix "er" for one who is/does. Simply "copper worker".

Today more or less means someone who does things logically.

"Dumbass! that's what you get for not using the Kesler method.

by Blarmitskerpoo June 28, 2008