To The Kardashian File

A place to send fluff news of no importance about no-talent celebutants who are merely famous for being famoue.

BOB: I read that Melissa Rivers will be making a personal appearance at the mall today.
RAY: Send that To The Kardashian File.

by Red Sam Black June 23, 2011

Pull a Kardashian

When you become famous for making a sextape

Sydney was trying to pull a Kardashian but no one wanted to watch that shizzznit.

by DuhReelDeelDawhg April 25, 2014

kardashiversary

A 72-day period of time in any relationship, especially between homosexuals.

Based on the statement by "Weird Al" Yankovic that "72 Days is now an official unit of time known as a Kardash", referencing Kim Kardashian's filing for divorce from Kris Humphries citing "irreconcilable differences" after a mere 72 days.

Kardashian earned $17.9 million USD by wedding Humphries, but it's the gays who will ruin the sanctity of marriage.

Raymond: Our 10th kardashiversary is 03.21 in 2012.
Derek: Also our 2-year is 04.01.
Raymond: That's not nearly the landmark that's the 10-kardash. Come now, let's celebrate the milestones that matter!

by rei_saru November 3, 2011

Kim Kardashian

A human-deer hybrid genetically engineered to have a big butt. That stars in a reality TV show about nothing.

Mate did you hear about that escaped deer, she has been turned into a human and now she is famous. Her name is Kim Kardashian

by nintendo fan August 29, 2015

Kim Kardashian

A Woman/Doll who has enough Botox in her lips to smooth out Trump’s what one face.

Kim Kardashian’s butt is so big you could land a helicopter on it and still have plenty of space!

by UrbanFool101 August 20, 2018

kardashian

Armenian phrase adopted into the American lexicon. translated... " mamma be a pimp." Woman who runs her daughters as whores.sexworkerprogenitor

No wonder she got AIDS and her ass is in jail. Her mother was a kardashian.

by allendale August 11, 2012

Kardashian

Adj. A complete dumbfuck who will never amount to anything or ever have a life. Named after internationally renowned dumbfuck Kim Kardashian. A person who should kindly be put out of their misery. A person with the lowest possible IQ while still exhibiting brain stem function.

Kardashian: OMG DID U SEE PARIS HILTON LAST NITE!? SHE IS LIKE SOOO HOT!!!!!

by Beastschnitzel July 19, 2012