You need a Koley.
by Wigglewiggle18 March 5, 2017
Get the Koley mug.by Thetruth19123 December 2, 2017
Get the koleva mug.by NickCromyon December 14, 2017
Get the Koleman mug.Also known as the Double Jurblonski, the Kolen is an intricate sexual maneuver involving all four limbs of its primary participant. Three people (at least one man) lie on the floor/bed/ground, or even in a pile of trash. The man stretches out on his side while the two other people curl up in balls at his head and feet, respectively. The man then double-fists the person lying at his head in the asshole (it has to be in the asshole) while they curl around to suck his cock. Meanwhile, he also fucks the person lying at his feet in either their asshole or vagina (if they are female). He uses his feet to do this, and the person being fucked curls around to eat the man's asshole out.
Dan had been wanting to give Shira a hot Jurblonski all day long, but then Arie showed up. "No matter," Dan said. "Why settle for a Jurblonski when you can have a Kolen?!"
by RaunchyCheese October 17, 2008
Get the Kolen mug.He likes men and he is gay and will hump you so hard but only if your a boi
Why are you in the hospital because Koleman Humped my ass to hard
Why are you in the hospital because Koleman Humped my ass to hard
by NickCromyon December 14, 2017
Get the Koleman mug.by i love gay wads February 3, 2018
Get the koleton mug.Some times when you take a shit and you can't clean it all up so you have to take a shower, A kolenda is the feeling that you get inside when this actions occurs.
by Taylor Jacobs-muffin November 26, 2007
Get the kolenda mug.