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Urine-Knee

When you pee so hard into a urinal that it spatters piss on your pants and your knees are wet for the rest of the day...
OH MAN...don't make me laugh when I'm peeing...I'm gonna get urine-knee...
by PlayOnPlaya October 19, 2009
mugGet the Urine-Kneemug.

dirty knees

Clear evidence of performing fellatio.
When they came out of the bathroom her hair was mussed; she might as well have had dirty knees.
by tman March 11, 2004
mugGet the dirty kneesmug.

Megan knees

Her knees so strong I might consider them Megan knees
by WhoIzYou May 7, 2021
mugGet the Megan kneesmug.

knee-butt

The knee-butt is a painful yet entertaining move that can be preformed on friends and ememies alike. The move is executed as follows:

The unsuspecting victim is standing so that their back is facing you. Approach the person, call out "knee-butt!" and knee them right in the ass bone. Hurts like hell. It is customary to call out the knee-butt warning before kneeing. When knee-butting friends it is recommended to knee with care, due to the potential anal crushing power of the move. Grabbing onto the persons shoulders can add a more visually dramatic element to the move, as well as increasing the power behind it.
Kevin: "Dude why are you hopping around and holding onto your ass like a fucking fairy?"
Steve: "Dustin just friggin gave me the worst knee-butt of my life!"
by Lee T September 24, 2005
mugGet the knee-buttmug.

Bees knees

Lad's dad-Give this lighter to the bug-eyed, unstable looking girl smoking a cigarette. Yea, the one with the hair that looks like a mix between boy band and skater haircut, she will think you're the bees knees for that.
Lad- That's pretty straightforward and easy, that's all I have to do?
by Solid Mantis October 15, 2017
mugGet the Bees kneesmug.

knee-slapper

when someone slapps their knees because somethings really funny.
eg. danas brother sings and dances to 'its raining men' KNEE-SLAPPER

eg. claudias hair is ranga *slaps knee*
mugGet the knee-slappermug.

knee grinder

Boobs or "tits" that sag so far they slap against the persons knees.
Dude check out that grandma shes totally got knee grinders!
by HAHA KYLE H. COLIN B. DID THIS December 13, 2010
mugGet the knee grindermug.

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