hot Jupiter

A sex act in which one partner dresses up like a bull, warms a rubber dildo in the microwave and uses it to penetrate the other partner.

Alice really likes Greek and Roman mythology but I never thought she would ask me to give her a hot Jupiter.

by Magnum&Black Thunder December 28, 2007

Blue Jupiter

Blue Jupiter is a totally awesome A Capella vocal group consisting of four hot guys: Tobias(Toby), Justin, Marty, and Chris. They are sll very talented, and someday the world will know who they are!

Blue Jupiter is my favorite music group!

by nikki December 25, 2004

Jupiter gas

When an extremely fat person's natural scent is enough to disintegrate any fly within 10 miles. No exaggeration..

Natural habitats these smells can be discovered in:
- found lurking through walmart under a fat scooter drivers ass
-found near bleachers under a 2 ton of fun mans ass that is taking up 3 seats at a sporting event.

Cause of death: was trapped in public bathroom filled with Jupiter gas.

by Platezz January 25, 2018

Jupiter

A woman who has no life. She likes to make definitions on Urban Dictionary. She likes musicals, namely Hamilton. Sometimes she types too fast and misspells. Other times, she doesn't know how to fucking spell and says, 'oh sorry, typo, lol'

Oh, yeah, also the BIGGEST PLANET IN OUR GALAXY. DAT BIG DOOD HAS A RED SPOT! YOU SEE IT!? IT'S rEDDER THAN THE BLOOD THAT POURS OUT OF MY- 'JUPITER'S' SOUL. EVERY. SINGLE. PAINFUL. DAY.

help

No one: "hiya! What's your name?"
Me: "Ari- err, Jupiter."
No one: "oh! Like the planet?"
Me: "...no..."

by Jupiter UwU September 29, 2019

Jupiter

Gods right ballsack

If girls went to college to get more knowledge and we got to Jupiter to get more stupidest. Than who's the stupid one. The dog is obviously smartest as it stayed where it was and wasn't a burst condom

by NavyGarlic December 21, 2019

Jupiter

(name)

Jupiter is the best friend you will ever know. She will have gone through a large amount of trauma. She probably had a different name before Jupiter and changed it because her name had a lot to live up to. She tried to fit in when she was younger but could not so she forged her own path. Never really having that many friends but the ones she does have She protects them with a passion and with a fire. She has verying aesthetics (Dark acadamia, Cottagecore,Grunge ,Magical/Spiritual). Probably is a practicing witch. Loves Harry potter(most likely in Slytherin) (loves Percy Jackson ,Probably a Hades kid. Stuggles with her identity alot and probaly has parent that love her but do not complety accept her. (usually pan). Very Sensitive only lets her friends see it though

Jupiter slapped some dude who kicked a dog.

by JupiterAndromeda November 17, 2020

Jupiter

Jupiter is the perfect person. She has varyous aesthetics usually along the lines of Dark acadamia, Cottagecore, Dragoncore, Fantasycore, Emo/pastel goth, and Magic Spirituality. can sometimes be a practicing witch. Loves Harry potter and Percy Jackson. is usually a Slytherin and a Hades kid she plays Seeker in quiditch. She is Beutiful and is the perfect friend. Her only downfall is self doubt. There are probably a few family members who dont exept her and she probably had a different name originally Jupiter is the name she gave herself because her original name felt like to much pressure. Usually part of the LGBTQ+ community. Is never afraid of ghosts but is afraid of demons. She is the fiercest most loyal friend to ever walk the earth if you are blessed enough to be her friend make sure you dont hurt her she dose not hold grudges but she does come back at you like a kick in the gut before she leaves you wishes you had never hurt the one person who would never EVER leave your side.

Jupiter just found a stray cat on the street and adopted it.

by JupiterAndromeda November 18, 2020