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judge judy

like judge dread cept his mother or sister I forget which ,stuck up Ho when she was little she enjoyed go into a bathroom and locking the door and listening to peoples plea to use it , she enjoyed the power rush
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The Cases are real!
The People are real!
The Only thing that isn't are hear damn Teeth!
by person No.7 January 7, 2005
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Judge Judy

when you defecate on someones windshield. Followed u pby tapping the head of yer cock on the car's hood simulating a judge bangin their gavel. After that you masturrbate on the windshield or poop.
I needed t od osomething more evil then keying that bitches car for cock blocking me like that, so i gave her the judge judy
by Matt July 26, 2003
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A sexual maneuver accomplished by a man eating applesauce, then blowing it into a woman's anus, then sucking the anus for the applesauce, and then into the woman's vagina.
I pulled quite a Judge Judy on her!
by Flappy March 14, 2005
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judge rules

person 1. Down that beer
person2. Naaa aint happening
person 1. Judge rules!!

then anyone apart from the person who said JUDGE RULES can say JUDGE RULES YES or JUDGE RULES NO.
saying JUDGE RULES YES before anyone says JUDGES RULES NO means they HAVE to do it. Reverse if JUDGE RULES NO is said before JUDGE RULES YES. Judge rules cant be undone either!
by MMitchell December 30, 2006
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A sexual act where a woman sits on a guy's lap facing him during sex and he massages her ass as she moves side to side, slapping his face with her breasts.
"Hey Ron, how far did you get with Leah last night?"
"Damn yo she gave me a Judge Judy!"
by DJ Denny July 22, 2009
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SOME DUMB BITCH SENT ME TO JAIL FO GETTIN ME SOME ROAD HEAD! I WAS IN THE SLAMMER FOR SIX MONTHS! DUMB BITCH FUCK DAT LADY MANNNEE SHE A UGLY OLD CUNT I BET SHE GIVES RIM JOBS TO TRUCK DRIVERS WHILE THEY DRIVIN!

s/o to my home girl for some damn good head though!
Judge Judy: "You get 6 months"
Me: "Shit."
by jfishHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH December 30, 2012
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judge candy

a slutty yet virgin stripper who seems to always reach a verdict if ya know what i mean
by seatbelt February 9, 2004
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