jonjo

Someone with an over larged head ( Meat Head)

You jave got a Jonjo

by RuG-MuNCHeR(TM) November 9, 2005

Janko

in some languages also known as "ucha", a creature that lurks the country side often holding a big red book called "dnevnik". This book contains information about children. Ucha likes "prasetina", "drozdina", "krvavica", "crni-lukac-u-pljeskavicu", and is absolutely crazy for apples(tm). It doesent mind sacraficing a virgin sister of a child that it teaches also. Ucha doesent approve Asian people because of their small penises, and the fact they play a lot of WoW.

"Bem te u kurac", "Skidaj te kaljave curule pashche jedno", "idi u shljivik i uberi prut", "deset packi Jovice","sedi jedan"... and many more.Janko.

by In$ Mangup January 5, 2008

Joko

Acronym - Jack Off, Knock Out

Verb -
1) To masturbate with the intent of falling asleep shortly thereafter.
2) To suddenly orgasm with excitement.

Q: "What'd you end up doing last night?"
A: "Played some WOW and Joko'd."

by stokejob March 5, 2010

JonFot

It is the name given to a person who gets farted on while sitting on the Toilet (Jon).

Friend 1: "Hey, I just saw Kyle fart on Steven while he was taking a crap."

Steven walks into the room

Friend 2: "Hey, what's up JonFot."

by poojeter December 2, 2011

janko'd

To get absolutely drunk (usually off of hard liquor). Below the drunken state of feeling sick.
This term derives from the first name of Serbian tennis player Janko Tipsarevic

Mike: Yo, what's up with your buddy?
Geoffrey: He's absolutely janko'd. He had way to many jager bombs tonight.

by RuhruuuuRommers October 26, 2011

Jono Theo

A fucking cunt who likes to suck his fucking dick and thinks he's the bees knees and play with to much lego and star wars and has to much cum in his brain.

stop being a Jono Theo fuckin idiot!

by I HATE JONO THEO. HE IS A CUNT November 29, 2019

Jondom

A Jewish condom.

I went to the grocery store to buy more jondom’s but they only had condoms so I had to get my rabbi to Jew up the regular ones.

by Cuck Master Funk December 15, 2019