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Jonathon Atkinson

The wildest dude you’ll ever meet. Hypnotically caucasian, with quite a large nose. Usually plays sports on the low key. Something like soccer or tennis or cheerleading but never football. Quite a large nose, but a good guy. Also quite queer. Not always gay, or trans, depends on the day. Large nose, and a gay persona, overall a good friend. Weird hair though. Head shaped like a triangle.
Man, Jonathon Atkinson was acting really gay last night.
by Amongle_4 March 7, 2024
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JonaTHON

An event exclusive to slower people who think they can run. Often given by coaches and team recommendations.
"hey have you seen the JonaTHON races yet?"
"yeah the new record of 1 hour was set, the 100 is really tough for some people"
by GreyPjamas April 8, 2024
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Jonason

Jonason is the type of person to help people when he or they are asked to and they are very caring and loving people but there is not that many Jonason’s out there so when you meet one just know you found a special person and if you ask them for anything it will get done and if they can’t get it done immediately they will do whatever it takes to make that person happy
Jonason was walking down the road one day when he saw a little girl crying and he asks “what’s wrong” the little girl replies “I fell and hurt myself and my mommy is in the store” so Jonason helps the little girl up and takes her to find her mom so she would be ok
by Jay ja November 24, 2024
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Jonazonluvzu

Crazy (in the bad way) insane (also in the bad way, extremely autistic annoying pedo doge
Ur such a Jonazonluvzu
by Truthwritee11037 June 19, 2025
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Jonathon

A Very handsome boy that so mystery and appealing to other girls that find him so hot and Sweet that make other Girls drool all over him And want to be around him
Hey you heard of that new boy appear in school

Justin yeah that boy Jonathon I heard he from the wic called wickedtown at night
by Gotti_from_the_H October 6, 2025
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posh jonathon

A posh wank, wherein a woman jerks you off whilst wearing an inverted ribbed condom (for your pleasure), and after ejaculation, she presents you with a cigarette and lights it for you.
Friend: "What did you get up to last night?"
Me: "Felt like like having a wank, so I got a bird over to give me a Posh Jonathon cos I was feelin' fancy."

"I didn't think the date was going anywhere, but I dropped her home and she gave me a Posh Jonathon so clearly it was better than expected."
by qönathynn June 5, 2022
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The Jonatan Effect

much like a virus or a parasite, this effect gives aids like symptoms to everyone in a quarter mile radius as well as severe depression
tommy: d'you hear what happened to earl?

mike: yeah, hes only got so long to live now that he has the jonatan effect
by kdsrches March 3, 2023
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