Jinglewhimsy

n.- The interjection or juxtaposition of a commercial jingle to emphasize the sentiment of a statement or exclamation. (Common, but not exclusive, to the writing style of the post-modern brat-pack/indie/hipster genre of Diablo Cody.)

I can't believe how exciting this all is. 'Bah-da-bah-ba-BAAA, I'm loving it.' (To tune of 'McDonald's theme') Don't let my jinglewhimsy detract from the seriousness of that statement.

by dc_rose June 6, 2011

Jingle Jammies

Pajama pants that are of Christmas-like spirit. Typically they are decorated with candy-canes, penguins, Christmas trees, or presents. Usually of silk material, but not necessarily.

Caroline was more than happy to put on her Jingle Jammies the night before Christmas. In fact, she's decided to wear them year round to celebrate Christmas constantly.

by CarolineNo November 4, 2011

Jiddle

Jiddle is a joke that's a riddle.

Ex: Pawel just told a very good jiddle, we where laughing!

by the Jiddler May 21, 2021

Jingle Blaster

noun (adventure time slang)
A jerk

Syn: Real outloud flim flammer

Finn: "I'm gonna be frank here, your son's a real-time jingle blaster."

by you-are-cool September 4, 2021

Jingle Hopper Jones

This is a man who hops a lot. He has a 4 Chan channel where he shows off his hopping skills.

Person 1: "Have you seen the brand new video from Jingle Hopper Jones?"
Person 2: "Yes, it's really great!"

by Tewartu December 13, 2022

jingledorf

i creature that became exticnt millions of years ago because they didnt know how to have sex

I will go back in time and have sex with all the hot jingledorfs and save the species

by Tardytheturtle January 22, 2005

jingle splats

Its where you stick a christmas bell in your ass, and then you go eat a bunch of hot buffalo wings. Then you wait until you have to shit, then you fuck your girlfriend and right when shes about to finish, you jump on top of her, ass ready to fire and blow your shitload. Then yell, "MERRY CHRISTMAS, ITS JINGLE SPLATS, BITCH!"

BITCH ITS CHRISTMAS, GET READY FOR JINGLE SPLATS TIME!!!

by Kincade_cunt October 18, 2009