jenson lai

A man with a love of anime.

Masato: I love anime!!
Bung: omg you're such a jenson lai...

by SadamHusain March 22, 2017

Jewsome

Something that is both awesome and economical beneficial.

When you, for example, find some money in a pocket that you forgot or hit a great sale: “Jewsome”

by Hanlasse December 25, 2018

jetsonsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to racist white boys who think gum is too spicy

I think im a jetsonsexual, i got a boner when my friend said his yoghurt had a little zing to it.

by The knee grows June 17, 2022

dirty jeson

A dirty jeson is when you lick a girls ass and then brown stuff comes out. You think it tastes like chocolate so you keep on going.

VELANTE just pulled a dirty jeson

by TETAT November 23, 2021

Jeison

A sexy male who is very smart and attracts very good looking females. He is a very successful male.

I love Jeison. He brings me so much joy.

by Coolkidman November 22, 2021

Jewpon

Merging of Jew and Coupon. A Non Derogatory term.

When someone tries to get a discount at a store on a NON SALE item or claims they left their LEGITIMATE coupon at home for a discount at a restaurant or store.

Steve: Sir, do you think its possible that I can get 20% off this TV?

Salesman: But this TV isn't on sale

Steve: Yeah, I know..but....

Salesman: Sorry sir, We don't accept JEWPONS here !

by Tallgoalie July 14, 2010

Jenson

If your a jenson,
I’m sorry
A Jenson is a massive loser who is completely manipulative and oblivious to pretty much anything around them. They are determined to be an “‘ard lad”. A Jenson is a nice guy until they do a sport like boxing because then they will become a massive tool and think there better then anyone else.

Guy1 - hey who’s that guy over there
Guy2 - oh that’s Jenson

Guy2 - what a loser

by Ben1071 November 4, 2018