family jewels

A mans nuts, balls, testicles,etc.
There called family jewels because you pass your "traits" to another generation. Your kids!

i got kicked on my family jewels.

by bigmo April 9, 2005

The Family Jewels

Emo era.

Black lipstick, black dress, yep. This is The Family Jewels era.

by unicornbae September 8, 2016

family jewels

the latest AC/DC DVD

Hey dude, do you own the Family Jewels DVD yet? By AC/DC?

by Chandler Sorrells July 16, 2008

family jewels

johnson, jimmy, scrotum, nutsack, nuts, goal area, goalline, manhood. The area in general, subdue to damage when not properly cared for.

No further explanation.

by Saints September 22, 2003

family jewels

Uhm arent males the only ones with Testicals? I could be wrong of course ROFL.

"My Family Jewels!".....................

by RoX April 6, 2005

Jewel Thiefing

(Something that I made up and do in school.)

Jewel thiefing is when you quickly steal an item from a friend's desk or hand, then say "Thanks."

*Friend writing a paper*

*Takes pencil from friend's hand*

Me: Thanks.

Friend: Dude what the fuck.

Me: Dude, I'm just Jewel Thiefing, calm down.

by Dainbow Rash August 30, 2012

crown jewels

uk slang for penis and balls.
Because they are a guarded treasure.

he got kicked in the crown jewels

by chow yung fat June 24, 2003