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Jewel Thiefing
(Something that I made up and do in school.)
Jewel thiefing is when you quickly steal an item from a friend's desk or hand, then say "Thanks."
Jewel thiefing is when you quickly steal an item from a friend's desk or hand, then say "Thanks."
*Friend writing a paper*
*Takes pencil from friend's hand*
Me: Thanks.
Friend: Dude what the fuck.
Me: Dude, I'm just Jewel Thiefing, calm down.
*Takes pencil from friend's hand*
Me: Thanks.
Friend: Dude what the fuck.
Me: Dude, I'm just Jewel Thiefing, calm down.
Jewel Thiefing by Dainbow Rash August 30, 2012
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Thieving Gypsy
A lonely low life slum who is homeless, avoids taxes and the bloody bastards will steal anything they can get their grubby hands on, even if its your wife. This word can be used as a noun or adjective to insult the ones who thieve.
Thieving Gypsy by DogThickFace May 27, 2017
Peep thieving
They started the fountain in the cemetery down the hill last night, and I was peep thieving all evening.
Peep thieving by Plankton Tat June 8, 2017
thieving gypsy bastards
Fairly self-explanatory, I thought. Unseen or unknown person who steals petty things like pens and penny coins. Not to be confused with black holes.
thieving gypsy bastards by Mr Ben February 9, 2005
Thieving Cunt
A vessel of deceit and evil, quite often
close to those who they steal and pillage from, manipulative and unacceptable,
close to those who they steal and pillage from, manipulative and unacceptable,
Thieving Cunt by Championnotruby September 23, 2018
Thiefling
1.Thiefling is a person whom was born as a thief. It is used if the person tricked you somehow.
2.It is also a term used in Role Playing Game to define a person whom has a distant demon blood heritage.
2.It is also a term used in Role Playing Game to define a person whom has a distant demon blood heritage.
Thiefling by NoviceKnight March 11, 2010
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026