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Angry Jensen

When you eat two hungry man dinners at one sitting, then forcefully throw up the contents due to sheer guilt.
You were so mad last night that you pulled an angry jensen, there was puke all over the floor.
by Macinitis May 7, 2010
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Mad Swagga Jensen

Someone who thinks they are cool; the act of trying to be cool; not having swagga
Jacob tried talking about how he is mad swagga jensen because he screw someone over on a sale.
by BS, JC, AH November 30, 2011
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power jensen

To given an enema an begin actively in anal sex before the other person's release. The 'power' comes from ass-fucking another person full of hot enema juice, while the 'Jensen' comes from simultaneously pulling out, ejaculating and being sprayed by the other person's shit!
Some people think Power Jensen is just my name, hell I invented this gay-assed-shit-porn-inspired deviancy!
by Power Jensen is my lover March 2, 2009
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jensensupan

pampadagdag pag kulang!
si jensen? kulang tyo e....
by yuseff February 18, 2004
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Jengers

Ever seen something really super awesome and all you could say is wow?

Sometimes "wow" just don't cut no mustard.

That's when Jengers comes into play.
It's more extreme than "wow" but not so extreme that people such as you and me can't say it.

Give it a go fella's.
XD
Patrick: hi mitchell, i just killed a level 58 blood elf, he had the black qiraji battle tank and the scepter of the shifting sands but i gave him the f u.

Mitcho: Jengers McSmiffy Croden!

Patrick: ye i hav n0 mana n0w!

Mitcho: Patrickans!

Poobes: Patrickans!
by Thad Jarvis March 27, 2009
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Jensen

(an act named after the person who first performed this)

Jensen - (Jen'sin) The act of fingering yourself for a long period of time until your finger (or any other body part placed inside the female happy spot) looks like a raisin/prune.
(As in being in the bathtub too long)
"Tonight im gonna DJ it for so long i'm gonna Jense my whole hand"

"Man i was hitting it for so long my balls were all Jensed"

*phone sex convo* "Im Jensen right now sexy"
by Joseph Siler February 20, 2008
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Jensenite

A name for fans of Jensen Ackles, who stars in the hit television show Supernatural as Dean Winchester.
Kaitlynne: Did you see that episode of Supernatural last night?

Alex: No.

Kaitlynne: It was awesome, Jensen was so amazing, as always.

Alex: You're such a Jensenite.
by TheTrueJensenite January 4, 2011
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