Smell like Jared

A polite way of saying someone smells like shit.

Wow! You smell like Jared.

by Colonel Fucking Mexico March 5, 2016

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Jared

Weed. Marijuana.

"Jared is an undercover term for weed"
"Call it jared infront of my mom"
"WHO HAS THE JARED PLANT?"

by UrbanDictionaryUser12 April 15, 2022

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Current vocalist of popular Symphonic Metal act Nightwish. She replaced Anette Olson originally was suppose to be a temporary replacement before being asked to join as a permanent vocalist.

Floor can basically sing anything from operatic to rock to growls with ease. With Floor on board Nightwish can use practically any song from their library.

Most fans welcomed Floor with open arms while others didn't like the idea of replacing Anette.

Previous bands include After Forever and Revamp.

Joey: OMG Anette Olson was replaced by Floor Jansen. Man I think Floor is better suited for this type of music.

Rachel : if Floor is fronting Nightwish then what will happen to Revamp ?

*typical soap opera music plays*

by YoukNowwhO December 12, 2016

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Jaredgasm

a feeling of joy that someone gets when thinking about, listening to or doing anything related to sex god Jared Leto. similar to an orgasm, but better.

while looking at a picture of Jared Leto, i had a Jaredgasm

by JAREDLETO<3 July 6, 2010

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JARED HIGGINS

THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE ALMOST AS GOOD AS BRETT AT SEX AND IS VERY HOT

some person: who is this Jared Higgins kid i have not herd of
Brett: oh Jared Higgins has a dick so long he can use it as a rope
Kevin: and it is like a tree it extends in different branches and some is halfway up my ass right now!

by BRETT is better than Kevin April 24, 2019

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