Jared

A person who has a fond liking to cats, sometimes extreme liking. Also to the point of having sex with cats.

ME: I heard a kid had sex with a cat! He is such a Jared.

by spankyanky ham April 25, 2008

Jared

A fatass dick sucking nigga who loves to eat

Omg Jared sucked his dick behind the dumpster

by Jared stock April 04, 2017

Jared

- 19
- never fucking learned how to read

whaddup I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to read

by twerkingfireworks July 03, 2018

Jared

A white prick who doesn’t give a shit

There’s that jared duce prick again

by Gswee ofshados October 18, 2018

Jared

An annoying asshole. He doesn't get laid and gets sucked off by men named Kohjiro. A person that says he is down to fuck his cousins and has a micro peen.

Jared is an ugly bastard, and he ate Kohjiros asshole when they had a sleepover in a cardboard box on the street.

by eufefuefueeunfeufneufneuf November 29, 2021

Jared

A piece of shit idiot who likes to cheat on his girlfriend. Does not know how to spell and loves to lick his nose and eat his boogers.

Omg man you better not cheat on that gem , please don’t be a Jared

by SophKail February 20, 2019

Jared

Jared is obsessed with bath bombs and eats them

Jared: *Licks bath bomb* This is some tasty ass shit

by EvanHandSoap August 14, 2018