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Jared is 19, he doesn't know how to read
( (vine reference)
"Hey I'm Jared, I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read"
Jared by Bitchy Bastard August 8, 2018
someone who is a kid all The time no mater his age and suck BBC all the time
"did you see jared he was on a BBC"
jared by gavin004 May 21, 2019
a hairy homeless midget who never showers. It lives under bridges, it's diet consists of toothpaste & waffles. Very vicious and does not make a good pet.
Girl: I had a pet Jared once, i had to get rid of it though.
Boy: Why?
Girl: It smelled horrible and ate all my toothpaste. Then it tried to bite me.
Boy: You poor thing...
Jared by A Very Amazing Person. (: December 20, 2010
he was such a jared to believe jon poh.smarty lololololol hahaha
jared by jimlimkim October 13, 2011
The biggest Bitch the world has ever Known. He is a douchbage who loves licking big sweaty balles and sucks monkey cocks at the zoo.
Jared by Erick decker May 8, 2018