Jared 

Like Justin, but fatter and more sensitive.

That dude is such a Justin.

No, he’s totally a Jared. Look at the way his tears drip down his double chin.

Oh, damn! You right!

Jared by Jason Mimosa June 2, 2018

Jared 

A guy whose greatness is legendary.

That guy must be a Jared.

Jared by Infinite Spit June 11, 2018

Jared 

Jared is 19, he doesn't know how to read
( (vine reference)

"Hey I'm Jared, I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read"

Jared by Bitchy Bastard August 8, 2018

jared 

someone who is a kid all The time no mater his age and suck BBC all the time

"did you see jared he was on a BBC"

jared by gavin004 May 21, 2019

Jared 

a hairy homeless midget who never showers. It lives under bridges, it's diet consists of toothpaste & waffles. Very vicious and does not make a good pet.

Girl: I had a pet Jared once, i had to get rid of it though.
Boy: Why?
Girl: It smelled horrible and ate all my toothpaste. Then it tried to bite me.
Boy: You poor thing...

Jared by A Very Amazing Person. (: December 20, 2010

jared 

gullible person

he was such a jared to believe jon poh.smarty lololololol hahaha

jared by jimlimkim October 13, 2011

Jared 

The biggest Bitch the world has ever Known. He is a douchbage who loves licking big sweaty balles and sucks monkey cocks at the zoo.

If you want to go to heaven don't be a Jared.

Jared by Erick decker May 8, 2018