jacobs grandmother

A kind woman, named Martha.
Happy at heart.
Not proud of her grandchild, named Jacob

Jacobs grandmother, Martha, is disappointed by her quite ashy grandson.

by 123givemesuccnow March 24, 2017

Dirty karl jacobs

The process of having a can of monster shoved inside your ass by your best friends after him catching you trying it by yourself

"hey wanna try a dirty karl jacobs?"
"leave me alone get the fuck away from me never speak again."

by KARLS_MONSTER_CAN September 4, 2021

Karl jacobs

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Karl jacobs is ok

by bunbun_bxnnie June 25, 2021

jacobsexual

only attracted to jacob hall

heaven must be jacobsexual she’s only attached to jacob she drools over him.

by jacob halls gf June 2, 2021

Colin Jacobsen

A big stupid head.
-or-
A stupid big-head.

TAYL0R RULEZZZZZZZ!

This definition emmerged when a young Colin Jacobsen was a total stupid idiot face.

Used in a common conversation, the term "Colin Jacobsen can appear this way:
You're a Colin Jacobsen.
-or-
You're a big CJ.

by 7 D4\\'G July 7, 2004

karl jacobs hater

A dick

"Hi im a karl jacobs hater and-"
"so your a dick?"

by ellis2cool September 8, 2021

Jacobs dick

So short the it rains magical unicorns with their buttholes spread wide open for his short Peter Pan Eskimo dick

Unicorns and Eskimos approve of Jacobs dick cause it’s imaginary:

by Football59 January 2, 2020