Juno

a guy who's cool, he likes english breakfast tea, manga, lisa frank, good movies, x-men comics, cheap ramen and men.

surprise! it's me!

oh my god juno is so fucking gay

by lisafrankfanclub April 19, 2022

Juno

THe type of girl to draw big lumptous slimy black dildos in the game "gartic phone"

You: draw a dildo
Juno: Yes "screams in rat"

by TheRealGbruhv March 28, 2023

Juno

To juno someone is to is the act of fucking them while playing their favorite song in the. back

i got juno’d the other day , shit was crazy

by crazyeurosta April 30, 2024

Juno

Shoots at the sun, had been had

“Yo was Juno mad?”
“Yeah, he was had so he shot at the sun with a gun.”

by TallyRoom May 8, 2023

Juno

1.The guy from the song “ruler of everything” by tally hall. In the first verse of the song, it is stated that he “shot at the sun with a gun” because he was mad (and he “knew he’d been had”).

2. Juno is also the guy from Chonny Jash’s cover of ruler of everything, in which he does the exact same thing. People often call heart, a character from the album, Juno because with the context of the tally hall version, the voices in the song, and other songs in the album, it is implied that heart was the one who shot at the sun.

“Juno was mad, he knew he’d been had, so he shot at the sun with a gun”
-Ruler of Everything - Tally hall

by hetalia0 June 7, 2024

Juno

A very cool girl. She has nice legs and is sporty and somehow knows everyone that you’ve ever met. All of those people however adore her. 100 people would take a bullet for her but she doesn’t need someone protecting her.

Juno is an amazing person.
I know right?

by SARAHSWATI May 29, 2025

Juno

The best name in the world

My cat is called Juno and it suits her fine so lets have Juno as best name.

by anonymous June 12, 2022