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Big juicer

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Cock with much cum inside ready to squirt out like a cannonball
Becky :” get ur big juicer out I wanna feel that rush inside my cichy
Nigel:” yes baby I’ll get it ready for u to juices it out
by Cichy club January 2, 2022
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turd-juicer

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A guy with no game who frequently tries coming onto women with cheesy pick up lines. Synonyms: douchebag, tool, creep
This turd-juicer can't take a hint.

Why are all these turd-juicer sending me dick pics?!
by Piperrydes May 3, 2022
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This is when people inject drugs into their brain, some even get a opening in their skull through surgery, one some left part of the brain, others right , very few both. Each side of the brain functions this stuff. they get high off with like. Heroine , or whatever they inject in their arms and shoot in their veins to get high to become super strong. They up to make their self super smart or super intelligent and become a genius. Even use steroids , like some start doing with the hewrt chaser as well Cocaine ? As urban legends says. I don’t know all the details.
Anything worth being attach to this life to not dream big ? Brain juicer must be how people make all these incredible inventions.
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The act of the Jewish Juicer is when you have a larger Jewish woman suffocate you with her thighs to the point of your skull rupturing and spewing blood and brains everywhere. For some this is the ultimate pleasure. Be careful as this act is deadly but on the bright side it provides the ultimate orgasm. To get a Jewish woman to do this you must offer her money and white fish.
*offers fat Jewish woman money and white fish*

Woman: lay down and let me spread my legs to give you the Jewish Juicer you so desire.
by Yung Butthole February 22, 2023
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Jollyrancher Juicer

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When someone goes to eat out a lady with gonorrhoea and it tastes bad so they put a jollyrancher in their mouth and munch down on the gonorrhoea cyst thinking it’s their jolly rancher.
Lucy became a JollyRancher Juicer over the weekend.
by GonorrhoeaGobbler June 21, 2023
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free juicer

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Someone who takes advantage of free chargers for their electric vehicle
Did you see they added chargers at the employee garage? I’m a free juicer baby!
by caseybamboll December 15, 2023
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Typically used in homoerotic experiences, the Albanian juicer is when one’s partner squeezes their testicles so aggressively, that their testicles turn to liquid, much like juicing a lemon.
My boyfriend gave me an Albanian Juicer last night and I ended up in the hospital.
by Cumgoggles420 June 5, 2024
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