Joaquin's Jizz Juicer

The Type of sex toy that reeks of centuries worth of crusted up cum rags, but still works after all that shit's been through

HOLY FUCK, HE GOT THE JOAQUIN'S JIZZ JUICER, GET ME ONE OF THOSE

by JozzJuicer November 24, 2022

Juicer

Something impressive, nice, or hype.

"what a juicer of a shot"
"that's some juicer cereal right there"
"I'm so juiced right now"

by bigjuicerdaddy October 8, 2021

Juicer

A fat ass J (joint). Like way bigger than normal, this thing is FAT. It’s gotta be at least as thick as a thumb.

“I’m gonna roll up a juicer” or “holy cow bro that things a juicer”

by Brett the great NCG April 19, 2022

Soul juicers

People with lazy eyes most the time or part of the time. They usually try to neutral like and juice up on people.

Soul juicers just reminded me of my friend who was possessing his mother's and this dude(foul smell like some reptilian shit. who had a body program going on

by YournameisTwat June 18, 2025

Antonio Banderas: Masoleum Juicer: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Antonio Banderas: Masoleum Juicer: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Juicer

A wet fart

Aww shit I think I just had a juicer!

by Beaverborg July 7, 2019

Oklahoma Orange Juicer

The act of inserting one half of an orange, peel side first, into a woman's vagina, then proceeding to have sex with her, juicing the orange in the process. Drinking the juice is optional.

Hey, you want to do the Oklahoma Orange Juicer tonight?

by istealsoftwareonline June 12, 2018