Jonah

Fucking shithead.

He's such a Jonah

by Conner Bartlett March 5, 2017

Jonah

A guy that is a rather “odd ball” he never misses a chance to jerk off to a 12 year old girls hair. He loves a good fuck to the orange. A Jonah is very rare (which is a good thing) and jerks off with his friends
He is always messing with girls and making them self conciense about their hair. A Jonah is very hard to find and is about 1 in 7,000,000,000

Jonah: whoa you’re hair looks so fucking hot

12 year old girl: Jonah this is getting out of hand
Jonah: let’s find a girl and have a threesome
Cameron: can I join?

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Girl: do you know Jonah?
Guy: JONAH? he’s an “odd ball”
Girl: did you know he fucks oranges?
Guy: I’m not surprised

by Mary Holland March 19, 2018

Jonah

He sucks

Jonah sucks

by oh.-.- August 29, 2019

Jonah

Super cool guy who loves to have fun. He is sweet to everyone until they cross him. He has a small penis

Girl 1: woah whose that guy over there, he's so cool
Girl 2: I don't know, he must be a Jonah

by dylan.schwartz January 8, 2017

Jonah

A short nigga with goofy teeth

Jonah is so fucking ugly

by fukinnibr September 26, 2019

Jonah

Huge dick sucker

Man that guys a real jonah

by Jonah's gay November 13, 2016

Jonah

The hottest guy in the room tall and handsome very muscular has a big D is very athletic

You better be prepared when running against a Jonah as he's the fastest in the room

"Hey is that jonah were racing oh no we stand no chance"

by ducknoodles November 17, 2021