Jared

This guys alright

Guy1: Jared's alright
Guy2: Ya, he's alright

by Jaredsabitch August 18, 2014

Jared

A girls douchey cock blocking best friend who she claims is her best friend or her brother. He is usually tall and sometimes older this is a new brand of Jared though called a Ped-Jared. His life is usually void of guy friends as he is unaware of what the bro code is. He will always try and hug your girlfriend or try to take her away from you.

Boyfriend: Hey can you hang out later.
Girlfriend: Maybe.
Jared: No remember we are going to the opera.
Boyfriend: Way to pull a Jared fag. Bro code remember?
Jared: What does the bro code mean?

by hometree January 20, 2011

Jared

A hot gentleman who will steal your girl and get her pregnant.

Jared wtf you cummed in me.

by mr.aaaaaa May 19, 2019

Jared

a very funny cute and hot guy but he is a fuckboy he is loyal but won’t stay in a relationship long

jared is so hot but not a good person to be in a relationship with

by big11003 September 17, 2018

Jared

One with a car so cool he put his name on it.

Wow is that Jared? I love his car!

by Whatt182882 February 14, 2018

jared

a sussy baka with a mullet

look at jared

by djgldjgidug May 25, 2021

Jared

A notable figure in Vine ™(no longer running as of Jan 2017) history. He is someone who is 19, and has never f***ing learned how to read.

What's up, I'm Jared, I'm 19, and i never f***ing learned how to read!

by ihaveabs September 14, 2018