intexticated

An addiction to text at all times, like driving, getting ready for work, at work, to family. Etc.

John was intexticated while driving which made him unable to pay attention to the road and was texting instead.

by TRESSIE LEE CAPOZZELLI April 7, 2019

Intoxicated with red rum

“Intoxicated with red rum” is a cryptic way of saying “I have/been given the sudden urge to murder.” This most likely comes from the song “Redrum”by Freddie Dredd.

Karen: Transgender people shouldn’t be allowed to use the restrooms!
Person: Careful there Karen, you just made me and the boys intoxicated with red rum...

by Inkbee August 1, 2020

intoximilogicated

when you're so drunk you feel educated

Man, that guy's so intoximilogicated , he really believes that girl is interested. In anything. About him

by Con Broatsy August 16, 2020

intoxicamin

cumdrunk, intoxified ,from multiple orgasm,disoriented ,after the big O's

intoxicamin ,after last night's big O,very disoriented

by intoxicamin February 4, 2021

intoxicology

The study of the most efficient ways and substances to get intoxicated with.

"Fred always comes up with the best concoctions to get the party started. He musta done some studying in intoxicology or sum shit."

by WalterPFreely March 13, 2021

intoxicited

The feigned excitement one feels while they're drinking.

Sunny was intoxicited to see me 'cause he really doesn't like me a whole lot.

by maffmaff April 20, 2021

carnivorously intoxicated

Feeling a head change or altered physiological state of being based on and/or due to an aggressive and high intake of meats.

I just ate a side of beef..I'm carnivorously intoxicated.

by Vin Nguyen September 22, 2015