insultment

A word a stupid blonde might use instead of insult because she’s uneducated which used to exist in the Old English language before it became obsolete by the word insult

*Author’s irl experience*
Stupid blonde: So shut up and stop being an insultment

Intelligent Author: You mean insult?
Stupid blonde: No, insultment

by Educatedperson June 16, 2018

name insult definitions

Creating a definition using a name or random word to insult someone. Insulting definitions are usually a name and consist of insulting words or comments about the person who's name is the definition. I don't like "insert name here" and these are the reasons why. The problem with name definitions is that there may be multiple definitions for the name and the person you are trying to insult will not be able to know which definition is yours, and even if you don't like said person it is doubtful other people will read your listing and say to themselves "Hey, if he doesn't like that guy I shouldn't either". Writing name definitions to insult someone is an ineffective method of letting someone know you don't like them.

I don't like people that make name insult definitions, if you don't like someone that I don't know why should I care. Insult the person with your friends or people that actually know who it is you are talking about.

by BaconMastert September 23, 2016

insult

An anti-complement used on someone.

John just insulted me!

by Frankpug November 14, 2006

insult

A combination of meaningful words put together to provoke an idiot

an insult - i don't think you're a fool, but what's my opinion again thousands of others?

by DumbAssOnHoliday December 23, 2005

Insultant

One who is educated in treating or speaking with contemptuous rudeness and obvious arrogance and paid for this service

Insultant: "You are a spineless, heap of flaming dog poo and you are not worth the paper i wipe my ass with."

Boss: "Who are you and why are you telling me this?!"

Insultant: "I'm Joe's insultant, here's my card and referrals are appreciated."

by TheInsultant November 19, 2011

Insultamentry

An insulting compliment.
also known as backhanded compliment

Liz just threw an insultamentry comment at Rachel before her wedding.
" That dress is nice, it does wonders to your figure"
No wonder she got thrown out of the Bridesmaid party.

by lionsfeet March 18, 2011

Insult Me Graham

These words were used during the conception of Fabian Salas. The female of the couple, see Susan demands at the male "Graham" to 'Insult Her'

"Insult Me Graham!!!"

by SUASUN! November 8, 2004