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Ocular insemination

The act of giving you're mate a good facial and getting it in their eye. Also works well with Nasal and Aural insemination in the nose and ears respectively.
Dude that guy just gave her an Ocular Insemination!
by Sol_Invictus December 21, 2007
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Inselphilia

Inverse Self-philia; The feeling of deep affection towards the opposite gender version of yourself.
I think I might have Inselphilia!
by Blue_Sphinx October 19, 2014
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Insecure

A feeling experienced by all teenage girls. It is often discomfort or doubt about looks, intelligence, purpose in the world...etc. It often exists without warrant or explanation, and one would hope it goes away by adulthood.
Boy/Adult: Are you insecure?

Teenage girl: HA, I'm a fifteen year old girl, of course I'm insecure!
by TeenageTruther December 26, 2012
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Inserection

n. An adult shop located on Cheshire Bridge Rd. in ATL. Their motto is "Welcome to the sexual revolution." They sell everything you'd expect from an adult shop, including DVDs, magazines, dildos, vibrators, massage oils, lubricants, and gag gifts. They're also willing to answer any questions you may have...and trust me, they've heard it all.
Woman: "I went to Inserection today, and they helped me get the hottest dildo ever! I'm a customer for life!"
by loop zoop June 18, 2011
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inse

unit of measurement that is 3 inches long
there are 21,120 inses in a mile
by -JK- October 26, 2006
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insecuribeep

Combination of "insecurity" and the "beep" of your car horn. An "insecuribeep" occurs when you are walking away from your car and you get that sudden feeling of insecurity due to the uncertainty as to whether or not you locked your car doors. So you press the lock button on your infrared key ring three times fast, which forces your car to make the more audible car horn "beep," thus setting your mind at ease.
Freudian theory of psychoanalysis suggests that a feeling of insecuribeep comes from the sadness associated with a low crunchberry to Cap'n crunch ratio in your cereal bowl.
by Ae5Ea8 February 9, 2015
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mediapocrytical insemination

"mental insemination with ideas" (i.e. brainwashing) using not ubiquitous political propaganda, but specifically mediapocricy
The ignorant masses who passively consume the evening news after are especially vulnerable to mediapocrytical insemination
by Sexydimma January 7, 2015
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