insertPenis()

C library function.
May cause an OopsGotHerPregnant exception.

What? Try `man insertpenis`, you lazy shit.

by zacon November 11, 2003

Instarection

To get an immediate erection from a lovely specimen of the opposite (or same) sex (whatever floats your boat).

Damn that girl in volleyball shorts gave me an instarection before I knew what happened.

by Troy April 30, 2007

insparato

One who drinks wee on a regular basis

Eew, that's disgusting you insparato!

(the person has just drunk a cup of wee)

by king kùng March 20, 2008

tactical insertion

The act of gently pushing your way towards sex with a female who is way higher class than you. Typical uses are with both money and lies.

Time to lay down the tactical insertion.

by plain goldfish January 20, 2011

U‹Insert word(s)›BRO?

Basically a phrase meant to piss people off. If you think about it, many words can fit between "U" and "BRO?", with the most common outcome of "UMADBRO?", indeed one of the most annoying phrases in history. Women may be offended by this, most likely due because they are not male, however if you ask something like say "UMADSIS?" it just wouldn´t sound right. Be advised to use "BRO?" instead of "SIS?" to prevent yourself from looking like a total dickhead.

1.
John smells something coming from the bathroom. He knocks on the door.

Sarah: I´ll be out in a minute!
John: UTAKINGASHITBRO?
Sarah: What the fuck?!

2.
Mike: The only thing left to watch is Jersey Shore
John: Uh huh
Mike: I got to admit Pauly is cute
John: UGAYBRO?

3.
Liz: My dog died
John: Feel sorry for ya
Liz starts crying.
John: USADBRO?

Try to make up your own combinations with U‹Insert word(s)›BRO?, but use it in appropiate situations, like the ones above.

by I´mYoGrandpaSoListenUp May 8, 2012

florida sloth insertion

The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate her anus. After doing this you get two oranges and rub them around on her body. Then you shove one of the oranges into the girls vaginal orifice. This is when shit gets freeky...You now stick your penis through the orange and begin to thrust yourself upon her.

"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last nite."
-Ice T

by Sexy Sanchez and his dog Freeky Frito May 13, 2005

instarape

The act of looking into a sketchy place, and feeling raped from looking into the place.

Molly was driving down the street when she was instaraped before going into the bad part of town.

by Fischer5315 October 19, 2010