law of infinite dumbasses

This refers to a work situation. This law states that if you fire the dumbass at work, either his replacement will be a dumbass, or another coworker will take on the role of the company dumbass. Thus, you can never have a dumbass-free work place.

Well, we canned Jim for screwing up all the time, and now Bill does nothing but fuck up. The law of infinite dumbasses never fails.

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Why don't you fire Jim, he's a fuck up? Yeah, but I can deal with it, I'm afraid his replacement may be a bigger dumbass.

by wookieewagon September 21, 2013

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Infinite Warfare

The worst call of duty in the franchise as of release, can also be used in sentences to describe something that is a failure.

"Man that show was such an infinite warfare."

by Longdongjohn November 22, 2016

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infinitesimal

Infinitely or exceedingly small,minute.

Hey Mister,just keep your shirt on,if you could get your infinitesimal brain to working you would realize that there's nothing worth the ranting and raving!!!!

by ACkiddo February 5, 2008

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internate

To be completely engaged or soley focused on the Internet for a great deal of time.

Instead of going out tonight, I'll probably just stay home and Internate.

by danh April 24, 2006

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infinitech

Originated from the word infinity and technology. Referred to someone who believes the universe is infinite due to the mass-production and human ideas. The technology that is the second root of this word can also be related to human technology, or human ideas and advancements. Ifinitechs are often cyber-junkies or extremely intelligent.

Claire's been looking at the stars all night; it's obvious she's an infinitech. Look at the way she is glued to her computer all the time!

by infinitech March 20, 2005

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Inherited Salmon

When you get bitten by a salmon and inherit his genes becoming a half human half salmon hybrid.

“Holy shit Steven, are you okay?”

“Yes Gered. I just got bit by a salmon”
(Steven turns into an inherited salmon)
“Steven!! Youre an inherited salmon!

*fish noises*

by Gelatinous October 13, 2018

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