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A powerful detachment from reality caused by obsessively reading politically charged conspiracy theories, and generally believing anything said by certain pundits who often pass off obvious falsehoods as truth. The primary characteristic is being susceptible to fervently believing extremely outlandish claims which are easily disproven by a simple Google search.
"Did you hear? They actually believe schools are installing litter boxes for students who identify as furries!"
"I know. It's Politically Induced Psychosis."
by NoxMelo March 25, 2022
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Phase-inducing

When told something really shocking/exciting, it makes you have a spas attack, or phase.
Person 1: Aliens have landed!
Person 2: (screams) Wow, phase-inducing!
by Moose15 October 16, 2008
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Politically induced retardation

A person residing in a first world country, most likely Caucasian with lots of time to waste, that thinks the whole fucking world revolves around them and their schizophrenic political views (Left or Right).
“Qanon told me that Big homo is trying to turn me into a beta male by feeding me soy burgers and putting fluoride in the water and this makes sense because my friends that are allergic to Olanzapine all think the same thing and also Ted K is fucking based.”

Or

“I am a lesbian, trans woman that is punching up and fighting the patriarchy by getting in screaming matches about esoteric gender concepts I learned about on Reddit with people that barely graduated highschool because it heightens my chances of getting that sweet superiority complex bump”

“Damn those people got like, politically induced retardation or something. If only they found a hobby that didn’t piss everyone else off”
by Chucklefucker February 13, 2024
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Covid induced introvert

An extrovert that is now an introvert (or more introverted) after being stuck at home during the Covid pandemic. Most likely an introvert who still likes to be social but gets overwhelmed easier than they did pre-pandemic.
Jessica has to take a break after a party because she’s now a Covid induced introvert.
by iluvusometimes September 15, 2022
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Dog induced chlamydia

Sexual intercourse with pets, including dogs, can cause this
Did you hear about Noah Riffle? Yea he licked his dogs butt and got dog induced chlamydia
by Donkeytoot August 19, 2022
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CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonance

The feeling in your heart that in the CIA has never actually done anything wrong, and that anyone who says they have is a conspiracy theorist.
"Mark still doesn't believe that MK Ultra was a real CIA operation, despite the CIA having confirmed the program's existence and having published information about it to the public."
"That's crazy. He must have CIA-Induced Cognitive Dissonance."
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Stroke inducer

Someone or something that you find so attractive to the point where you want to stroke your dick on the spot
"Dude, that chick is a stroke inducer"
by LubYouLongTime November 17, 2022
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