jeans incident doctrine

An esoteric doctrine explaining the bizarre reasons chicks hate each other and are no longer friends. It can be applied uniformly to all women who borrow any type of clothing, accessories, electronics, etc., and don't return said item, leading to a downward spiral in the strength of the friendship. Occasionally, the jeans incident doctrine may lead to the creation of mortal enemies.

Ex #1: "Yo man, you hear Anna isn't talking to Katie anymore?"

"Really, what happened?"

"I think Katie borrowed her favorite scrunchie without asking, classic jeans incident doctrine at work"

Ex #2: "You can't invite her boss man, Jamie is going to be there, Shelly and Jamie hate each other now"

"what,... did Jamie borrow her jeans and not return them or something?"

"yeah, the proverbial jeans incident doctrine rears its ugly head again"

by Mscheve June 10, 2008

Paper incision

When you write a poem that literarly becomes a part of you. An molds to a aspect of your character in whole.

These s.l. Are forever a paper incision that cuts deeper than a knife, but after they’re written tend to always save my life.

by Titus dyfilid February 26, 2019

Rammus incident

The rammus incident occurs when you play league of legends and 1v1 your "friend" with rammus, after sed 1v1 you rage about your internet and resort to smashing the top row of your keyboard.

oh hey, i saw my friend have the rammus incident

by Rammoose March 10, 2019

self-inflicted testicular incident

A usually accidental self-inflicted injury to the groin area.

He suffered the worst self-inflicted testicular incident in his life.

by Mr. Robotron March 28, 2019

he pulled an incipe

meaning when a person gets scammed on hypixel through collat

Oh no! Incipe scammed DabmasteAOT! He pulled an incipe by incipe. Incipe gave him collat on hypixel and DabmasteAOT got scammed!
meaning when a person gets scammed on hypixel through collat
he pulled an incipe

by eeeeeudfsguifgsaiudfhif January 28, 2021

Dog Sex Incident

Despite the seemingly sexual implications, this has nothing to do with sex in its true meaning. It's just to confuse the fuck out of the people you're talking to.

A: I love mathematics
B: No it's really hard..
C: Mathemathics was cool until the dog sex incident
A,B: tf?????
C: *leaves without explanation*

by Socherind October 1, 2021

travis scott incident

it is referring to the astroworld event on nov 5 2021 were 8 people died and dozens were injured

person 1: did you hear about the travis scott incident
person 2: yeah the crowd went sicko mode

by lil meh November 16, 2021