Hunk-Shaming

When bros use anti-aging solutions (like Locklab hair growth pills) to stay hunked out, and other bros shame them for it.

*Bro who's let himself go bald and is now hunk-shaming men for STOPPING their hair loss*

"All men should give up on their hair ASAP. Just shave your head and let your poor genetics win."

*Hunk who is pro-handsomeness and anti-letting himself go*

"Sorry pal, but no way I'm letting poor genetics de-hunk me. Real men stay hungry, hairy, and hunked out"

by Thugnanimous July 26, 2024

hunk clunk

big, smart and stupid.

damn, he’s a hunk clunk.

by big friendly ginger June 9, 2018

texas hunk

Having anal sex while riding a horse and only wearing a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, and a belt.

Look at that cowboy riding, he's a true Texas Hunk.

by Venomous Nutt January 27, 2023

Hunk

A gunk/whore that fucks or had fucked the Dmvboys

Damn she ho such a hunk

by Uncle Tes April 21, 2022

hunk

strong, sexy, smooth, muscular, confident, brave, able to overcome any obstacle, taller than daniel f***ing “henry”.

wow! matthew is such a hunk

by clevie thunder May 26, 2021

Hunk

A nice friendly teddy bear from Voltron! He is the foodie and loves making food for his friends, he also likes sleeping in!

Hunk: Aw guys we're out of ketchup!
Lance: Oh ok.

by Pidge P. Holt April 17, 2019

Hunk

When you are drunk and high.

I sure was hunk last night watching the game.

by Kat1970 September 28, 2020