Hung Like A Seahorse 

When a man has an unusually small unit, sometimes referred to as an inny in cold weather situations. Less than 2" long dick

Joe's dick was so tiny, we said he was Hung Like A Seahorse.

Hung Like A Seahorse by o.t. guy December 10, 2010

Hung The Mung

Generally just a huge bitch that backs out of everything, also known as a half sender.

Don: Don’t be a Hung The Mung tonight, send it at the club with us

Rob: You already know I ain’t a Hung the Mung, it’s a full send tonight!

Hung The Mung by HungTheMung October 16, 2018

Hung Beast 

A person with an outrageously long cock.

Did you hear? James gave Susie an Alabama Hot Pocket, instantly making him a hung beast.

Hung Beast by Doodles is Hung October 19, 2019

hung like a sperm whale

To be possessing an incredibly humongous and meaty penis that is also complete with rather large testicles behind it.

If you have ever played the video game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and have also have played the part where you(as Tommy Vercetti) get to run a porn film studio, you may also remember this quote from the porn film director(when he talks to the female porn star Candy Suxxx) you were working with:

"Oh COME ON darling! He's hung like a sperm whale for pity's sake, how can you not feel the part?!"





Mark H. Contributing to the universal English sexual slang vocabulary on UrbanDictionary since February 2004.

hung like a sperm whale by Mark H May 4, 2005

hung like a cashew 

To have a penis that when not hard, is the size and general appearance of a cashew nut dangling between your legs.

That guy over in the showers is hung like a cashew.

hung like a cashew by Ray Babycakes July 18, 2006

hung like a lightswitch 

Having a very small, short, ying yang.

Man, did you see that guy in that Calvin Klein underwear? He was hung like a lightswitch.

hung like a lightswitch by Andrew K June 24, 2005

Hung over on you 

Verb - the act of still crushing / liking / loving someone even after the relationship is over.

"So sick I'm bout to throw up
Cause I'm so hung over on you"
- Tino Coury "Memory"

Hung over on you by ت November 23, 2010