crusty dusty hoofs

Crusty dusty hoofs are disgustingly buzzing hands or feet with more cheese and dirt on them than Dai down the roads bellend!

Oi, you! Get ya crusty dusty hoofs of ma Lonsdale tracksuit!

by Queen of the underworld November 18, 2021

hoof

To floor it in a vehicle. Usually refers to an automatic as it only requires acceleration and no gear stick action.

"When I get to that road in my Range Rover I always hoof it"

by DXB09 August 12, 2009

Hoof Hands

'Hoof Hands' is an insult, derived from the Spiralx forums, when a popular user changed his avatar, by making the hands into "hooves." A user was quick to mock him on this, deeming him, hoof hands. It then evolved as a nickname and insult.

"Shutup guys"
"No you shutup, Hoof Hands!"

by Josh (Doom_Wake) March 24, 2005

Hoofaloof

A gay person that everyone knows that they are gay but they don't know it yet.

Joey is such a hoofaloof

by Jacob Ray May 11, 2008

Hoof Burger

A horrible distorted camel toe, that is hairy just like a fur burger, but more farmyard and stronger.

"ewww jamie said lauren had a hoof burger"

"maaan no way, thats discusting, does it bite?"

by joemillslol October 24, 2008

Hoofies

The defined crease between the top of the thigh and the curve of the butt.

Girl, those shorts are so short your hoofies are showing!

by PIXELPUNK March 27, 2015

hoof

walk

Go hoof to the store to get me more chocolates.

by tk August 3, 2002