Houston Fire Hose 

When a group (usually 5 or more) stand in a line in front of a urinal. The men all insert their penises into the mans anus in front of them and simultanously urinate. The man on the end is the "Nozzle", which is considered to be quite an honor since this person will supposedly have the biggest orgasm.

"One of the favorite activites at this years Gay Pride festival is the annual Houston Fire House celebration"

"I want to be the nozzle on the next Houston Fire Hose"

Houston Fire Hose by Assramses October 25, 2006

Houston Astros 

The Astros are like that one retarded cousin that you have who just wants to eat crayons and everyone wants him to stop but he just doesn't stop eating crayons and so everyone looks at him with pity.

Poor Jimmy, he's a real Houston Astros

Houston Astros by branman23 May 16, 2014

Houston Nut 

When a guy nuts in a girl's mouth after he has been exercising or sweating profusely.

"After softball practice I gave my girlfriend a Houston Nut"

Houston Nut by deeznutz33 September 25, 2009

houston slang 

Slag that's originated in Houston among the 80's-90's. Still is used today.

Guy 1: Mane you see that SLAB with the fresh blue candy paint on swangers?
Guy 2: Yeah mane that hoe beautiful.

( the words highlighted are an example of Houston Slang

houston slang by Screwhead713 May 21, 2017

Houston Astros 

A dirtbag baseball team that got caught cheating in the World Series now no one wants anything to do with them they’re basically the New England Patriots of the mlb

The Houston Astros are pricks!

Houston Astros by Random stuff bruh March 1, 2021

Houston handshake 

When you shove one hand into a person's anus, and the other down their throat then they meet halfway and you shake your own hands

I pulled off a sick Houston Handshake on Lebron yesterday

Houston handshake by Mundge mundddge December 14, 2019

houston towel 

The male scrotum. Used to describe teabagging after ejaculation

after I came on her face i cleaned her up with my houston towel

houston towel by potato casserol April 24, 2007