Hormoanal

When your hormones are going wild and you just need to complain about it. Repeatedly. In public. Or on Twitter or Facebook.

I have pimples, hair in funny places and I am sweating like a man, sorry to have to tell you these things, I just needed to be hormoanal.

by bbeingcool May 9, 2012

Horobin

The art of doing everything to a girl but sex.

Ashley said no sex before marriage so we Horobined.

by Mr.ChickenPenis September 7, 2013

Hordoor

A person who owns a cellar

You know, when I move into my house I will become a Hordoor

by funkypigeon100 February 22, 2017

Hornotional

When you're emotional and Horny then you're Hornotional

I'm so Hornotional i need a bf/gf

by jumi77 July 8, 2020

hormonal wreck

A expression used when someone’s hormones get the best of them. Being around a hormonal wreck is not funny nor entertaining it is annoying and some people need to get their shit together. Hormonal wrecks often throw tantrums and act out for no apparent reason. if you come across a hormonal wreck turn around and run the other way. If someone you know is a hormonal wreck the best thing you can do for them is to tell them to shut up and then walk away and leave them be.

Sally is being such a hormonal wreck! She wrecked my new Lamborghini because she didn’t liked the way I breathed!!

by Yourmomsusedvape February 24, 2022

hornover

A severe headache or other after effects of Friday night Lambert football games.

Symptoms may include: athletes foot, gonorrhea, hemorrhoids, amnesia

“Dude James how bad is your hornover from last night?? I’m already peeing blood 🤘🤘”

by mistressofcoachbass October 20, 2022

Hornostalgia

The feeling of nostalgia, as it relates to being young & horny.

Ex. 1 "Disney's Atlantis is a source of Hornostalgia for a lot of millennials."

Ex. 2 "I just got tickets to Space Jam 2!"
"Big Lebron fan?"
"No, Lola just just makes me Hornostalgic."

by Big Papa J April 26, 2023