Horizontal Scuffle 

Definition: when wrestling naked and it slips in

Me and my girl were fighting it turned into the horizontal scuffle

Horizontal Scuffle by Bigdr33 June 19, 2020

Horizontal Hansen 

When you're making sweet sweet love while wearing full PPE including (but not limited to) hard hat, safety glasses, steel toe boots, flame retardant clothing, and face shield.

She had a sore on her lip so I made sure to use the Horizontal Hansen

Horizontal Hansen by Sparky966 June 23, 2022

Horizontal Bacon Smile

The roughest toughest penis to ever grace the fields of Madagascar. People dropped in fear at the site of the Horizontal Bacon Smile drinking tea or knitting mugs to drink from. He was one bad ass light-skinned lincoln log

hide the perishables here come the horizontal bacon smile

Horizontal Bacon Smile by Miles Labia December 15, 2003

Horizontal Tapdance 

vrb. The act of making love.

Me and LaShawnda just got done doing the Horizontal Tapdance.

Horizontal Tapdance by CAMMYdoodles January 21, 2009

horizontal ladder 

Social climbing via sex.

"The teen who rejected James Franco had no concept of the importance of climbing the horizontal ladder."

horizontal ladder by pasha sasa April 14, 2014

horizontal shuffle 

much like grinding, like b boys do in da club, but horizontally. Perhaps lying on a bed/back of pick up truck.

Say baby, you can really dance... do you know the 'Horizontal Shuffle'?

horizontal shuffle by Kyle Huggins July 17, 2006

horizontal neck brace

Hold her throat until she looses conscious and it's like being with a dead corpse

I have her the horizontal neck brace last night.

horizontal neck brace by KatieFlaherty June 13, 2017