hoople

The hardening of nipples.

Hard old nipples (perhaps of a teacher or boss).

>did you see her hooples?
>did you notice the hooplation in that room.
>yea... that was total hooplation domination.

by laura anne March 16, 2007

Honalulu Hotplate

The Honolulu Hotplate is like a cleveland steamer but it requires the recipient to put saran wrap over their face and the giver to eat some type of tropical meal the evening before hand. Instead of the feces being shat onto the users chest, the giver defecates onto the saran wrap in order for the recipient to enjoy the sensation of hot tropical poo but without the unfortunate mess. Its also used as a facial treatment in some remote areas around the world.

Last weekend, I was at a jack shack and enjoyed a Honalulu Hotplate.

by Jesse Brede August 19, 2008

hoople

a man, especially one hung like an elephant

She should have been in awe by this hoople, but she was stupid.

by brentalicious May 9, 2005

hoople

An imaginary part of someone's body, involved in a threat.

Shut up, or I'll mott your hoople!

by Alex April 22, 2004

chicago hotplate

while your partner is lying flat on their back, cover their face in siran wrap, poking out breathing holes, and proceed to shit on their face

This kid Kevin Murphy had another dude pull a chicago hotplate on him.

by ganjaface February 20, 2004

hoola

hooper, hooping, using a hula hoop.

I would love to learn hoola dancing... or did you see how well she hoola's?

by Just Hoola . com January 31, 2014

Mexican Hotplate

When you take a hot pepper, rub it all over your lips... Then proceed to go down on your woman....

Pre-requisite of being 65 years old plus. When younger than that, it's called being an asshole and is only performed in secrecy without the woman's knowledge.

Old woman: "I just love it when you kiss me 'down there'. You're like an arist with your tongue."

Old Man: "pass me one o' them hot peppers"

There's a Mexican Hotplate

by Don M December 24, 2008