by VP July 2, 2004

by Scuba diver and Muff man December 17, 2002

Guy # 1: Did you see Tina's horse hoof the other night at that party?
Guy # 2: Yeah, but she still hasn't even permed her fucking weave yet.
Guy # 2: Yeah, but she still hasn't even permed her fucking weave yet.
by CptAoftheSSHole July 8, 2011

I let my yoga-pants wearing girlfriend ride my horse, and when she got off she had the biggest llama hoof I ever saw. It put every cameltoe I ever saw to shame!
by Gunno January 9, 2012

by Randy Big Timer February 3, 2010

by Buzz Mandrill October 17, 2013

Jack-ass, a person that literally makes you want to beat them senseless, then beat the sense back into them so that they can see how idiotic they are.
by The Maniacal Oreo October 5, 2019
