Ignoring obligations or being generally disagreeable. A person who is said to be "hoin' it" is generally a friend who has let the accusing party down in some way.
Joe: Dude I can't go to the party tonight. I need to help my grandma iron the drapes.
Me: You are hoin' it!
Me: You are hoin' it!
by The Egg Salad Sandwich March 7, 2011
Get the hoin' it mug.A Term used for excrement, originating from an old man in Devon, it is mainly aimed at Dog excrement but it is fine to use when referring to any type of the brown stuff. He has passed this word onto many people in the South West UK and is now reaching the USA,Pakistan and India through social media sites when west country people are abusing internet stalkers from these places.
After the 1995 Disney release of Pocahontas, This fabulous word can now also have some gay innuendo, such as " I bet he likes to Poke-a-Hontus"
After the 1995 Disney release of Pocahontas, This fabulous word can now also have some gay innuendo, such as " I bet he likes to Poke-a-Hontus"
HaHaHa - Look! That woman just stepped in Hontus
Has someone dropped a Hontus on my dinner?, its fucking horrible.
That Slut loved it in the ass ..... Poked-Her-Hontus first night.
Has someone dropped a Hontus on my dinner?, its fucking horrible.
That Slut loved it in the ass ..... Poked-Her-Hontus first night.
by loler99 April 17, 2013
Get the Hontus mug.To be foiled by your own advantage(i.e., explosives prematurely explode).
The history of the phrase comes from the uses of a petard in a seige (a petard is a volitile early explosive capable of bringing down castle walls). To be hoisted is to be lifted or sent up, which is generally what would happen to you if you were near a petard when it goes off (and that's if you got off lucky).
The term, "Hoisted on my own petard" is incorrect (unless of course you were pulled up while on a petard, but that'd be clinicly stupid) in that the meaning is altered. This bastardization is built upon the assumtion that a petard is a spear.
The history of the phrase comes from the uses of a petard in a seige (a petard is a volitile early explosive capable of bringing down castle walls). To be hoisted is to be lifted or sent up, which is generally what would happen to you if you were near a petard when it goes off (and that's if you got off lucky).
The term, "Hoisted on my own petard" is incorrect (unless of course you were pulled up while on a petard, but that'd be clinicly stupid) in that the meaning is altered. This bastardization is built upon the assumtion that a petard is a spear.
Sergeant- "Did you plant all the claymores Corporal Johnson?"
Corporal- "Yes sir."
Sergeant- "Where did you plant them."
Corporal- *Looks around shiftily* "Ummmm..."
Sergeant- "You don't know do you?"
Corporal- "No."
Sergeant- "Hoisted by my own petard."
Synonym- see clusterfuck
Corporal- "Yes sir."
Sergeant- "Where did you plant them."
Corporal- *Looks around shiftily* "Ummmm..."
Sergeant- "You don't know do you?"
Corporal- "No."
Sergeant- "Hoisted by my own petard."
Synonym- see clusterfuck
by ArKainicW July 9, 2010
Get the Hoisted by my own petard mug.1. A night out with the girls, where the girls go out and randomly flirt with many different guys. It may involve one or more girls making out with random men in bars. It always involves getting lots of male attention.
2. Going on many dates with many different men
3. Making an article of clothing more provative and more fashionable
2. Going on many dates with many different men
3. Making an article of clothing more provative and more fashionable
Now that Amanda is single she is always out hoing it up.
Amanda is really good at hoing up old concert t-shirts.
Amanda is really good at hoing up old concert t-shirts.
by jbrat March 2, 2007
Get the Hoing it up mug.The act of going out and looking for ho(s). Usually used with non-pimps who want to be pimps. Also spelled 'hoing'.
Tom: Hey, Joe, why are you walking around the block so many times?
Joe: Cause I'm hoin'.
Tom: But you aren't a pimp.
Joe: But I want to act like one, cause I think pimps are the shizz
Joe: Cause I'm hoin'.
Tom: But you aren't a pimp.
Joe: But I want to act like one, cause I think pimps are the shizz
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