Habknocker

A habknocker is a canadian, man or woman, who masturbates in public.

Hey George, I had a great time habknocking in the mall.

Man, that kid is a habknocker. I saw him jacking off in the public bathroom

by NJ kid November 14, 2011

Hobshnocker

It is when you munch on sausage and dick at the same time.

My girlfriend was a Hobshnocker last night during sex, I guess she had the munchies because she brought wither her a piece of sausage.

by Fagboy101 May 18, 2014

Hobknocker

A Short Hairy man that makes out with animals

hes such a hobknocker!

by Somechick1423 October 22, 2011

hobknocker

when you take your dick and slap someone else on the ass usually you have to be naked to hobknock

joey - slaps bobby on the ass with his dick

bobby - wtf you stupid hobknocker cunt!

by yourmomsucksmycock March 24, 2010

Hobknocker

Literal definition: Person who goes around hitting people's private parts.
Metaphorical definition: Can be implied as a jerk, or a person who hits for fun.

"Did you see that hobknocker in the halway?"

by Makan31114 March 14, 2018

Hobknocker

An individual who finds that it pleases them to knock other people down in such a way that is comparable to aggressively inflicting physical pain to the most sensitive area of the genitalia.

Chace: the president is such a hobknocker.

Ashton: aye I can't believe the way he has no shame in how often he speaks so poorly of groups and communities outside of the rich, cisgender, white male population in the United States of America.

by BristolSlag July 10, 2018

Hobnobber

Cathy is a hobnobber but Brenda isn’t.

Cathy said she sucked his dick but she wasn’t a hobnobber. Brenda didn’t realize it was the same thing.

by RatFink3 July 1, 2019