Hobby Mouth

When a crackhead is so off their face that they start a fight with with her kid.

Jenny is a hobby mouth

by SteveStevenson February 4, 2023

hobby slobby

Getting head whilst doing crafts, and/or getting head at Hobby Lobby.

I gave my boyfriend a hobby slobby last week in the Hobby Lobby men's handicapped stall.

by CidKnee June 23, 2023

Hobby Horsing

The closest Amish kids can get to being furries.

"Oh sure, Chad totally couldn’t make it to the group project meeting because he was "training" for his next big hobby horsing competition. Must be exhausting... all that imaginary galloping."

by yourmamalovesmemost March 25, 2025

Hobby Handjob

When two or more fans of a niche activity, normally strangers, engage in sharing stories, listing their collection, and generally nerding out, causing a flushed feeling within. Hobby handjobs can create lasting friendships.

I got a hobby handjob at an auto show last night. I think they are about to start a Hobby Handjob session. My husband is somewhere in the tool department no doubt having a Hobby Hnadjob.

by cdaworld January 16, 2024

Hobby Keege

A young man in his “finance bro larval stage,” desperately modeling himself after crypto hustlers, stock-grind gurus, and anyone who says “networking” unironically

“Bro showed up in loafers and a Zara suit jacket to Taco Bell — he’s such a hobby keege.”

by hyrn September 4, 2025

Q-Hobby

hobbies that people pick up and practice during quarantine.

"jacking off is a really fun q-hobby"

by 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5 July 20, 2020

The Hobby

Opening CS:GO (soon CS2) cases wasting copious amounts of money gambling for a minute chance of obtaining something exceptional. Popularized by German Twitch Streamer and skin enjoyer ohnePixel as a excuse to fuel his gambling addiction.

Person: "Only one more case, it's gonna be gold this time!!" *Unboxing Noises* Gold appears "LET'S GO!!! THE HOBBY IS PAYING OFF!!!!"

by A random CS enjoyer May 6, 2023